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There is a Bitch Slap Girls Gone Wild Video (jeepy91 I love you long time for linking to this!)



How do I love these girls? I cannot count the ways. And I like that this a new-ish video which shows that the gay just never dies between them, though Erin's dark Spartacus hair did make it difficult for me to hell her from Julia a few times. I was like, "HOW IS JULIA BUFFING HER OWN ASS?" And then I realized, "Oh, it's just Erin doin' her thang!"

A Bitch Slap 2 script is in the works! Julia posted this to her Twitter (read the last question and answer) - thanks crys_22 and amluv for the heads up!

Also, according to Erin's Twitter: "Yes, Bitch Slap extended version will be on the dvd, which will be coming out late Spring 2010." Thank you sweet baby Jesus! (and crys_22 for telling me this!)

And finally, I want to present the hottest .gif of all time to every one ... because ... well, fuck! JUST LOOK AT IT!


Go get it gurl!

breakism you are a golden goddess for capturing this piece of heaven and .giffing it so that I can watch it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over ... well I think you get the picture, again!

Title: Sweet Talker
Fandom: Bitch Slap
Pairing: RPFS, Erin Cummings/Julia Voth
Rating: R, language, sexual situations
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, they are real people.
Summary: Erin’s in the dog house after the interview with Carrie Keagan. Will she be able to convince Julia to forgive her?

( “You’re such a sweet talker,” Julia replied, capturing Erin’s hands and holding them in her own to stop the redhead from touching her. “It’s no wonder ‘The Keagan’ couldn’t resist you.” )

I give you ... The Amazing Adventures of Julia and Erin!


(click to embiggen)

Aw! Look how happy Julia is. The sexs is really why she started the hugging in the first place! Little did Erin know she was just walking into the sexy trap Julia had set for her. The Voth's mind truly is a devious one.

Have fun girls! Don't do anything I wouldn't do (don't worry, that leaves a lot of doors open for them *wink*)

*Sorry America, you're married. You get no imaginary GoGA. Don't worry, Julia and Erin will use a strap-on in honor of you*

+ So I was going through my bookcase and decided to read some Gertrude Stein, which always reminds me why I only read and appreciate poetry and don't attempt to write it at all.

+ Feeling rather meh today so I looked up some funny youtube vids just because. I love the two girls in the vid below and since it's the holidays, it's rather fitting.

( vid & prompts plz )

So, now that so many of you have had the opportunity to watch the mescaline laced with acid fueled adventure that is Bitch Slap, I thought I'd just link to the interview the girls did with Carrie Keagan again in case you missed it the first time. Honestly, this interview is some of the funniest, awesomest, gayest shit I've ever seen.


(Click the pic to see the girls drunk, bending over, slapping each other, squeezing each others boobs, making out with each other and Carrie, and to see Erin shove her head under Carrie's skirt)

And because Bitch Slap has taken over my brain ... new desktop time!


Bigger? / Want? / Blank Background / Official Poster

Title: The Looking Glass (17b/20)
Author: Beth
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Word Count: ~ 5,050 (A and B total)
Rating: R (for this chapter)
Summary: What if Alice had been the first Cullen to meet Bella Swan?
Spoilers: Through Twilight
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with Stephenie Meyer, just borrowing her toys for a while. The title of the fic is based on a Lewis Carroll piece. No copyright infringement intended.

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( Part Seventeen (b) )( Read more... )

Title: The Looking Glass (17a/20)
Author: Beth
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Word Count: ~ 5,050 (A and B total)
Rating: R (for this chapter)
Summary: What if Alice had been the first Cullen to meet Bella Swan?
Spoilers: Through Twilight
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with Stephenie Meyer, just borrowing her toys for a while. The title of the fic is based on a Lewis Carroll piece. No copyright infringement intended.

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( Part Seventeen (a) )

Title: Christmas Schemes (Conclusion)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lily Luna/Rose, Hermione/Ginny
Rating: Adult. Srsly.
Warnings: Cousin!cest, voyeurism, girl!sex, frottage, dildo play, a little smut, a little fluff, a little language, with just a touch of angst. You know, the usual.
Word Count: 10,400 (total) or so, but who's counting?
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling. I'm just sort of borrowing them for a little bit and hoping that Jo doesn't want them back.
Summary: Time however, plays by it's own rules and has a way of playing it's own little tricks with people over the years. Especially if two precocious and very horny young teenage girls have anything to do with it!
Notes: This story was completely inspired by this painting by the magnificent artist thilia . If you don't know her work, by Merlin's bollocks, you should! Anyway, Anne, this one is for you Sweetie! I hope it meets with your approval.
Happy Christmas everybody!

Comments are always welcome...
( Christmas Schemes, Chapter Two )

Title: Christmas Schemes
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lily Luna/Rose, Hermione/Ginny
Rating: Adult. Srsly.
Warnings: Cousin!cest, voyeurism, girl!sex, frottage, dildo play, a little smut, a little fluff, a little language, with just a touch of angst. You know, the usual.
Word Count: 10,400 or so, but who's counting?
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling. I'm just sort of borrowing them for a little bit and hoping that Jo doesn't want them back.
Summary: Time however, plays by it's own rules and has a way of playing it's own little tricks with people over the years. Especially if two precocious and very horny young teenage girls have anything to do with it!
Notes: This story was completely inspired by this painting by the magnificent artist thilia . If you don't know her work, by Merlin's bollocks, you should! Anyway, Anne, this one is for you Sweetie! I hope it meets with your approval.
Happy Christmas everybody!

Comments are always welcome...
( Christmas Schemes, Chapter One )